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ironwoman359:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

this is why I love this joke:

Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others

My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide

Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other

When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”

^^^

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

whom tryna be choked

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lilacnamjoon:

when you think your outfit looks nice but as soon as you’re about to leave the house your mom says “you’re going out dressed like that?”

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lolrel:

It was the winter solstice yesterday, so here’s to that! There was also a full cold moon on the same night which I think is poetic. 

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runnily:

chow chow dog

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vuruncaherseycalisir:

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#bbaby!!!#i love

cowboysuggest:

hygenics:

cowboysuggest:

im cowboy. why? well now that’s just my little secret

Moon in Scorpio

thsi is terrifying how did you know that

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slimegargoyle:

dick van wlw

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toastingtotheghosts:

some of you have never cried to mayday parade at 3 pm on a saturday and it shows

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moonstoneflowers:

Look Fandom, I know you all love the mentor-student relationship Peter and Miles had, but don’t you dare think this relationships takes priority over the relationship Miles has with his father and uncle.

If it wasn’t for Jefferson, Miles would be dead. That’s a fact. If it wasn’t for Jefferson, Miles would’ve given up. It was his dad’s words that kept Miles moving, possibly subconsciously activating his powers for real this time.

After Kingpin put Miles through the finishing move that killed Blond Peter, it was Jefferson’s voice that pushed him to stand and keep fighting.

It was Aaron’s shoulder “hey” move Miles used to finish Kingpin. Yes, Peter is important, but if it wasn’t for Miles’ family, he wouldn’t have lived long enough to be Spider-Man.

Acknowledge Jefferson’s and Rio’s and Aaron’s influence on Miles and don’t diminish it in favor of Peter. Miles has a great father. He has an amazing mother. He had an uncle who made bad decisions but loved him dearly.

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hvctorberlioz:

a playlist for drinking coffee and pretending you’re in Paris

listen

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#jamz#me constantly
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vriska:

i am,, just a little lesbean,,, thatse it,,, i canNot change this,,,,,,

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boilingpond:

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